It was a bright, sunny day; or at least it would have been if I were telling the truth.
To be completely honest, it was a dark and stormy night.
I was walking down the city streets, and a man walks up to me and asks,"Do you need an umbrella?" My only response was silence. In my silence I glared. He got a bit nervous and walked away.
How dare he just walk up and ask me something like that. I was soaking wet! Of course I needed an umbrella! So did he.
Anyhow, I continued walking. I was about to meet someone who had contacted me online. She says she has new information on my family. That I have a relative I don't know about. For some reason, this peaked my interest.
I believe I must disclose. My family is a bit far from the average. We don't have a last name. My mother, Delorcita, who is supposedly Italian, had to give up her last name, Kordare when she married my father, "Sicarius". I don't know much about my parents. They were a secretive couple. I barely saw them when I was growing up. All I know is, I must hide from them. My father is to be feared, and my mother is to be ignored; as it is in most families. The difference in my family is that it's taken to the extreme. My mother is in witness protection, I don't know where she is, and my father is an ingenious super-assassin...I don't know where he is either, and I think he's after me. When I was born, my parents didn't know what to name me, so they decided not to.
Then, I found out about ten years ago that I had a half-sister named Toshlin. Of course, we share the same father, so she has no last name either. I know nothing else of her family, for it does not hold my interest. I'm sure I have other relatives, but unless they commit a crime or fight it, I don't care.
Now that you're up to speed, I will continue.
I was to meet up with this woman at Tre Cafe. So, I walked in and sat in the most hidden booth. There, I waited.
I was on my sixth cup of coffee when she walked in. I knew right away it was her. How? She looked exactly like me, except, she looked...preppy.
As she walked toward me I stood up. I noticed she was looking around eagerly. And when she finally found me...
"Oh, my G-NESS!" she exclaimed. All I could do was stare in shock. "I finally found you!"
I snapped out of it. "Yes, finally." I said.
(To be continued...)
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