[HOLD IT! Before you read what's in store, have you read the first few parts leading up to this amazing entry? No? It's cool I've got you covered. Here's part one: Dating Mystery. You've read that one? Alright, here's part two: Dating Mystery (Continued...). Finish that one? That's terrific! Here's part three: Dating Mystery (Continued... again.). Once you're all caught up, you may progress to the portion below.]
As Guy looked up at Manny, he seemed a bit confused. Of course, he had every reason to question his surroundings, the last thing he saw was the paint on my apartment door. Aside from that, he was knocked unconscious and was rudely awakened by a man he didn't recognize.
Gaining his composure, Guy rubbed the back of his neck and sat up on the couch. Meanwhile, Manny and I were observing his behavior. Manny had taken it upon himself to sit on my coffee table, closer to Guy. He had his legs slightly spread, elbows on his knees, hands together, and exhibited an entertained countenance. I, on the other hand, was standing at the end of the couch trying not to be annoyed with the men in my living room.
"What happened?" The question was directed at me, but Guy was looking between Manny and I both.
"What do you remember?"
I asked this because in my experience, the less he knew the easier it was to avoid a lawsuit. And Lord knows I despise lawyers.
"Well," he said, "I had just knocked on your door for our date when… OUR DATE!!" Aw.. the poor soul can't complete a thought before he moves on to something else. "Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, Myss! Did we miss the wedding? Why aren't you dressed?"
At this, Manny looked pleasantly surprised. I could see the wheels of curiosity spinning behind his eyes. 'Wedding? Who's wedding?' 'Myss? Did she liked being called that? Or would it be a fun button to push...?' I saw more and more questions forming in his mind, mainly because he was staring right at me with that annoying smirk of his.
"It's, uh, in progress.. We can still make it to the reception in about an hour. And my attire is circumstantial. I changed to get you inside. I couldn't very well drag you in here and risk putting any strain on my dress or shoes."
"You dragged me in here? By yourself?" He was looking at Manny with uncertainty as he asked this. Manny was still smirking at me. "Oh, huh huh, noo," he chuckled, and turned a glare to Guy, "I brought you in here. Tell me something, does your brain really come up with the least likely scenario before someone tells you something obvious? Or do you do that on purpose?"
Guy looked like he was in shock. The numskull was helpless to the situation and was gazing at me for some kind of escape."Manny, shut up. Guy, this is Manny, he's annoying and you and I are late. I'll change and we can go."
He sat more comfortably in the chair, yet he was still uneasy. Like a child waiting outside the door of the principal's office, he sat straight up with his hands in his lap. I didn't want to leave him with Manny, but I didn't have a choice. I couldn't have him wait outside.
As quickly as I could manage, I ran into my bedroom, threw off the clothes I had on and whisked my dress off the floor and back onto my body. I was in the midst of tidying my hair when I heard Guy cry out, "IT WAS YOU!! YOU ATTACKED ME!"
Great, NOW he remembers. I had a pretty good idea what I was about to walk in on when I casually stepped out of my room. And of course, I was correct.
Both men were currently standing, facing one another, Guy with an object in his hands as a weapon of defense (was that my coffee mug?) and Manny standing the way he does when faced with an enemy he knows will attack. The description of which is just so: feet shoulder width apart, back straight, and arms crossed. An improper stance, really, but it works for him. He comes off as casual, as though he thinks his attacker doesn't have the guts to engage him, when, in fact, he knows perfectly well they have every intention, he just uses the time standing there, confusing his opponent while he observes their stance. This gives him the advantage.
When I realized they hadn't noticed my immersion, I cleared my throat. They turned their heads and Guy's jaw hit the floor. Of course, I don't mean literally. That would have been quite a sight, had that been the case. I absolutely enjoyed the attention though. And, being a master of my emotions, I hadn't given the slightest indication of conceit.
Manny turned his torso slightly to see my expression before he turned around. I suppose to adjust his reaction accordingly because his response was annoying. "You might redo your hair, Myss. Your head looks a little big."
He observed the slightest twinge of annoyance in my eyes when he addressed me as 'Myss' and could not (or, let's be honest, would not) conceal the swelling of joy from creeping to his face.
I was on the verge of retaliation when there was a knock at the door.
(To be continued... again.)